Famous Exposed – Nude celebrities, hollywood scandals and other famous people naked!

Look who got her tits out again and again and again! A tit slipping Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace struggled to hold onto her modesty as she headed home after clubbing with friends in London last week. British glamour model Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace looked awkward as she attempts to maintain her balance as she heads to her ride home. The busty blonde had to hold onto her pals for support after a night out at Alto club in London. She seemed slightly worse for wear and had to be helped to her car by two friends after what was apparently an alcohol-filled evening. But conveniently they did not help to prevent her from exposing her tits to the cameras of the paparazzi. The braless Big Brother 7 UK star left little to the imagination as she staggered down the street wearing a slashed-to-the-waist cleavage-baring low-cut silk playsuit with both boobs hanging out. Skanky is, as skanky does… When Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace leaves her house she always ends up heading home drunk off her ass and with her boobs hanging out.

Lovely Swedish actress Malin Akerman is in next month’s Details and, I don’t want to spoil the surprise, but she is lacking sufficient clothing in a few of the pictures to properly cover her body. The magazine features an interview with the Watchmen star, with some pleasing pictures to accompany it. And Malin Akerman look so damn hot in the October 2010 issue of Details magazine. Not only that, you can see some nipple and ass. This might be the least gay issue of Details ever! Anyway, we don’t really care about the interview she did cause all we care about here is the tits and the ass on display.

Do Rumer Willis and Michelle Trachtenberg have something to tell us? Michelle Trachtenberg and Rumer Willis attended The Darker Side of Green debate series moderated by Tracey Morgan at The Bowery Hotel in New York City a few weeks ago. And for some reason Michelle had her hands all over Rumer’s boobs. So I wonder if there is something these two need to come out about? It could be just in my head but it does look as if Buffy’s little sister is trying to cop a feel of Demi Moore’s oldest daughter’s breasts. Probably they are just discussing breast augmentation. LA is pretty open about it… go there and see. You will witness women doing this local ritual all over place. Anyway, neither of these ladies are remotely attractive to me on their own but they would be worth a second look together in some girl-on-girl tag team action. Because anything lesbian is hot, well as long as it is not butch in a flannel plaid shirt.

Here is Lady Gaga at JFK Airport on Monday evening wearing her typical “fashion icon” nonsense. Her outfits have really gone to hell since designer Alexander McQueen “took cocktail of drugs” and hung himself in February. Like the meat dress she wore to the VMA’s. His stuff was at least unique and clever. Her new clothes are just dumb and even more skanky than ever. She is actually getting ready to get on a plane in nothing but her underwear… bra and panties and not much else. If average chicks walked around the airport like that, they’d probably be arrested and thrown in a mad house… but not Lady Gaga. She look like a total fucking idiot as strolling though the airport in her undies and those ridiculous shoes. What a classy chick…but she really need to put on clothes. And I will be honest, if she was actually attractive I would not mind this public exposure but she is not so get the fire and pitchforks and lets deal with this bitch.

Here is Heidi Montag in Costa Rica (she is back in LA now) last week pretending to have a wardrobe malfunction in these fake candids. As you can see in the picture above, she was frolicking in the ocean with a photographer, as normal people do, when a wave came crashing in and took her bikini top off. After the wave hit she struggled to put her boobs back into her strapless bikini top. The poor girl continues to live as a prisoner to her G-cup breasts. But not to worry, she is back in California searching for yet another plastic surgeon. This time around, the obvious trainwreck is hoping to get her G-cup sized breast down to a D or DD. So folks… enjoy them while they last if you are into freakishly large comical fake boobs!

It is just too bad that for this stupid publicity stunt she didn’t also pretend to show us her nipples too. And pretend to lick them for good measure. Her husband is behind her over stuffing her chest and all of these stupid publicity stunts so I am sure he will soon have her doing porn. The interesting thing here, for now, is plastic surgeon Dr. Frank Ryan, the man who turned Heidi Montag into a tragicomedic freak of science, died in a car crash three weeks ago. So at least he won’t be creating more Barbies like Heidi… Anyway, Barb girls can have too much work done and this chick is heading in that direction, supposedly it’s more addicting than crack (somewhere between crack and meth because nothing is more addicting than crystal meth) once you get going.

When Alessandra Torresani appeared topless in Maxim earlier this year, we began to take notice, and with the arrival of these nipple slipping outtakes from that same photoshoot, we now are laying down the welcome mat in full for her. Now after seeing Alessandra Torresani in Maxim magazine outtakes, we are now drooling all over the place. Can you believe the outtakes are even better than what they put in the magazine? Outtakes from her Maxim shoot surfaced recently, and they are considerably more revealing than the pictures in the magazine. Now you may wonder, who is this super sexy Alessandra Torresani? Well for all you who watched Caprica you will know that she is the sexy starlet that make that show somewhat bearable. Anyway, now we get to take a look at her nipples thanks to an untimely leak.

Here is Frankie Sandford doing the nipple slip thing on Thursday in Venice Beach. Last Tuesday Frankie Sandford and the rest of the English girl group The Saturdays flew to Los Angeles to meet with their record label (Universal) in the hopes of breaking into the American market in a big way. And then on Thursday, Frankie Sandford nipple “accidentally” popped out of her shirt while The Saturdays enjoy an afternoon on the boardwalk. And it looks as if the California sunshine has inspired Frankie to lighten up her look. The usually brunette pop star revealed her new blonde hair color. Why is she wearing her bikini top, down around her waist? We will never know for sure. I am guessing it had something to do with the paparazzi taking pictures of her and publicity for her group’s new American dream. It isn’t like those melons are so big they were fighting to get free.

Now that Tiger Woods’ divorce has been finalized, alleged mistress Rachel Uchitel wants him back. Right after the divorce was official she spent a day flaunting the goods for the paparazzi on a beach in Malibu. And her timing could not be any better teasing her ex-lover with her ass in a bikini. Tiger Woods is single again and still rich as hell, so of course the first mistress among the many whores to be revealed in the months following his car accident is ready to “give up everything” to get him back again. It is just like a fairytale, if fairytales had more golden showers, sextexting and butt sex in them. Rachel Uchitel doesn’t seem to understand that the man she loves paid her $10 million to keep her month shut. TMZ report:

Rachel Uchitel has just told a very close friend that she wants [Tiger] back.

The friend — someone we know spoke to Rachel yesterday — tells TMZ Rachel said … “I feel horrible for him. He loved her. But he was in love with me. I hope he remembers that was real, and reaches out to me.”

Rachel added, “I’d give up everything to be with him again.”

She said she would give up everything to be with him? Does that include the $10 million he paid her to keep her from running her stupid trap to the tabloids, or just her dignity and self-respect? Sorry, but you can’t give away what you don’t already have. I checked. And don’t be surprise if “the friend” is Rachel Uchitel herself. She has to talk to the media with the alias of “a very close friend” of Rachel to avoid obviously violating the terms of the settlement she had to sign to get the quiet money. He would be the stupidest man on the planet if Tiger got back with her.

Anyway, she must have called the paparazzi to tell them she was going to beach the other day. Wow, just look at her climb those rocks. I have never seen such determination. There must be someone in a committed relationship at the top with deep pockets. I cannot believe the queen of celebrity mistresses is still getting paparazzi attention. It is funny these days how people become celebs by reason of association. No one knew her until the Tiger Woods incident and now she is like a household name and proclaimed Mistress #1. Centuries ago women like this were shunned by the community. No one would even talk to her or want her around but not now, today we listen to what they have to say, put them up on TV, chase them around for photographs and talk about them all day long. We are too whore friendly these days.

I always thought Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr was a bit one dimensional, but here she is in 3D glory. In what I am hoping will become a trend, Vogue Italy has some 3D topless photos of Miranda Kerr in their September issue. Prominent photographer Steven Meisel brings us Miranda Kerr topless titties… in their full 3-D glory. Okay, there is nothing wrong with these pictures. The reason why they seem blurry is because they are in 3D. So you are going to need the 3-D glasses to fully appreciate them. The Italian edition of the magazine features the supermodel baring her breasts for the camera in what might appear to be slightly blurry images, until you put on 3-D glasses. With the magazine comes a pair of 3D vision glasses for the Miranda Kerr cover story with 22 pages of semi-nude photos inside, OMG how exciting! Sadly I cannot provide you with 3D glasses so you are going to have to find your own.

Here are a few Kim Kardashian upskirt pictures, but barely, as she arrive at the Viper Room in West Hollywood yesterday. The big-ass socialite was getting out of her car and the paparazzi got a few shots of Kim Kardashian trying her best to avoid having an upskirt moment. She avoided fully flashing her crotch but the paps still manage to get a shot or two off in. Anyway, the only thing classier than pulling your dress down as you exit your car so the paparazzi can’t get an upskirt picture is not making a graphic anal sex tape. And then have it “leaked” so you can make millions of dollars or at the very least a few hundred thousands. Yup, I am afraid the Kim Kardashian set the standards for the modern idea of class, charm, sexiness and modern fashion. The sluttification of the World is going faster than we could have hope. But what I wouldn’t give to be around in say 150 years… with a functioning penis to enjoy the classiest ladies of the time! Chicks on Kim level will seem prudish in that era.