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Una Healy Topless Dirty Dancing In Pool Pictures From Spain

Friday, July 9th, 2010

The SaturdaysUna Healy was snapped doing a topless version of the iconic lift scene from “Dirty Dancing” with boyfriend Ben Foden. With more than just a nip slip for her fans, Una Healy showed off some awesome boobs in her topless bikini pictures. Enjoying her first vacation together with the rugby star, she was captured by paparazzi on camera being lifted out from water in nothing but her bikini bottoms in a swimming pool in Ibiza, Spain on Sunday. She is now getting good publicity by going topless and giving us some great ass shots. I like The Saturdays, but I do think Una was a bit desperate going topless. It comes across to me, she want some of the media attention other members of The Saturdays are getting for their upskirts and nipple-slips, so this is her way of doing it. Which is a bit sad in my opinion, not classy at all. Now, I am not saying I don’t enjoy seeing it but these attention whores are out of control. And what message does this send to young girls? Show your tits and you too can be famous! Disgusting…LOL. Titties! You gotta to love ‘em.

Ke$ha Leaked Cum$hot Sex Scandal Picture Is Just As Classy As You Thought It Would Be

Thursday, July 8th, 2010

Who love somewhat famous classless messy-looking white sluts covered is cum? Well if that’s your thing, this is your lucky day!

Ke$ha has found herself at the center of a leak pic sex scandal after an alleged image of the pop tart topless and covered in seminal fluid was leaked to the Internet on Wednesday. Yup, we have a leaked photo of Ke$ha covered in jizz while cupping her boobs. Singer Ke$ha (a.k.a. Kesha) is caught in a very compromising position and situation in a raunchy naked picture leaked today by “DJ Stolen.” The 23 year-old one-hit-wonder, who is rumored to have her own sex tape, is seen laying in bed using her trying to make a sexy sex face while she grabbing her boobs. And wow she look drunk as fuck. Also in the picture in question, Kesha is supposedly covered in semen. It would have been a much better pic if the cum was in her mouth where it belongs… Katy Perry might be able to pull off this look. But not this disheveled, small boobs C-list pop-tart skank. The buzz now is more explicit and shocking images of “what appears to be singer Ke$ha engaging in sexual intercourse and other fun stuff with an unknown man” are about to hit the web.

According to reports, whoever leaked this picture also leaked one of her songs from the album she is working on now, which sounds like an inside job to me, a desperate attempt to stay relevant and keep her bad girl image. We will surely learn more of the story behind this one picture once someone can identify her unseen lover from upcoming leaks. Anyway, I don’t look at enough Ke$ha pictures to determine whether or not this is actually her covered in sperm. I am guessing the leakier is telling the truth and this her in a screen shot from a forthcoming sex tape. But this could either be Ke$ha after her boyfriend pulled out and finished with the money shot on her or this could be a random amateur from a porn site. By the weay, if a girl lets you jack off on her and take a picture, you should marry her. It’s in the Bible or something! If one photo exists of a chick such a compromising position then more likely than not, there area whole lot more pictures in some dudes private collection.

Lady Gaga Falls On Her Face Thanks To Her Crazy Boots

Wednesday, July 7th, 2010

Here is Lady Gaga biting the floor at Heathrow Airport, embarrassing herself in front of a few hundred travels while attempting to be the weirdest most outrageous looking person. Lady Gaga wore another one of her dumb outfits the other on her way to catch a flight from London to New York, and this time her shoes fought back in anger for making them look so stupid. She strutted around at first on her 12-inch boots but then, as was inevitable, she collapsed in a fleshy heap like a fat kid falling out of a tree. The bad news is that she didn’t do the fall from the top of some concrete stairs. She really needs to be careful where she steps, especially in those boots that were certainly not made for walking around in. Perhaps it’s time she think twice about some of the costumes she put on. The last thing any of her tween fans want is to find out her tours have been canceled because she lost her step. Anyway, how the hell this talentless twit is where she is is beyond me. The only thing I can come up with is tween girls are way too powerful. Katy Perry is another one but she is cool because she has huge breasts.

Playboy Playmate Karissa Shannon Flashed Her Bare Ass While Getting Her Mail Without Pants

Tuesday, July 6th, 2010

Here is Karissa Shannon, one of the twins that used to pretend to be Hugh Hefner’s girlfriends, wearing nothing but her Team USA jacket showing off her bare ass to the neighbors. Perhaps this Playboy Bunny and convicted criminal was in such a rush to get her junk mail that she forgot her pants. Something tells me, Karissa doesn’t mind that cameras caught her “accidental” booty reveal. And hey – I am not complaining… An ass like that should be on display as often as possible. But leave it to a Playboy Playmate to somehow manage to skank up something as simple as getting the mail. And of course the paparazzi where at the exact right place at the exact right time to photograph her butt crack. You mean to tell me some paparazzo has been sitting outside her house for days for the unique chance to see her naked? Obviously these pics are staged, what she didn’t have enough time to put any pants on? However her hair and make up is perfectly done. That a girl, a good attention whoring girl.

At least she is supporting the US World Cup team. These were taken just a few hours after the United States won their World Cup match sending them to the round of 16, Karissa stepped outside to get her mail in a USA jacket, socks and not much else. Because it was the most efficient way to make other countries and their ugly girls feel bad about themselves simultaneously. U-S-A…U-S-A…USA! Anyway, I would like to think she is pantyless here but most likely there is a thong wedged somewhere between those sexy ass cheeks. Why the hell don’t all women get the mail like Karissa Shannon? Probably because most of them are not nearly as hot as her.

Ke$ha Nipple Slip During The Much Music Awards Rehearsal In Toronto

Monday, July 5th, 2010

Here is Ke$ha (Kesha) nipple slipping while rehearsing last week for the Much Music Video Awards in Toronto. This is great news for those of you that have always wanted to see part of Ke$ha’s pink nipple, she flashed it Saturday while rehearsing in front of a few dozen cameras while dancing around like an idiot. Kesha’s right tit was trying to make a run for it in Canada, but didn’t make it out, that tit will continue to suffer through Kesha’s ho activities. This bitch is an ugly, talentless, whore who in 3 years will be turning tricks in Jersey for 5 bucks a pop. I don’t get why all of her songs are about how hot she is, always getting hit on, and getting all the guys she wants. But she looks like a 40 year-old bleached blonde suburban housewife with four kids. Anyway, I’d still bang Ke$ha all day, then all night, then all weekend. She isn’t much to look at but she is way better then Lady Goo goo. She is kinda fat in her mid-section but her areolas are pinkish and guys like that. But more importantly she continues the labia flash show and throws in a nipple-areole.

Selena Gomez Bikini Pictures From Movie Set In Monaco

Sunday, July 4th, 2010

Here are some candid shots of Disney teen queen, Selena Gomez rocking a skimpy blue bikini in Monte Carlo while filming her new movie. First thought: Wow, are those things real? Second thought: those are definitely new and paid for with Disney money. Third thought: what is those 17 year-old tits are natural Mexican goodness? Okay, so this chick is illegal ass in the states thus we must be very careful here. The uncomfortably attractive minor Selena Gomez was in Monaco Friday filming the movie “Monte Carlo,” playing a role that was originally intended for Nicole Kidman, in what I assume to have been some kind of clerical error. Because I have no clue what an underage Hispanic girl have in common with an over-the-hill Australian woman that would make them interchangeable in a movie role. But who am I to try to make sense of what Hollywood is putting out these days.

Selena Gomez is likable because she seem a whole lot less skanky than rival teen queen Miley Cyrus. Anyway, to reiterate, Selena is only 17 year-old. I like butts and boobs and bikinis and hot women, all of which we cannot talk about in relation to Selena Gomez until July 22nd, when the gloves, and hopefully much more, come off. I will leave out all the feature commentary for when she turns 18 and when such commentary doesn’t have incriminating stipulations. She is turning eighteen in twenty-two days, so until then turn away or think of something wholesome things while you look at these bikini candids. By the way, here is an interesting fact not related to Selena. The age of legal consent in Monaco is 15. LOL… Yeah, I know! Those crazy Europeans you just got to love em…

Katy Perry Is Topless With Her Huge Boobs In Esquire

Saturday, July 3rd, 2010

Here is Katy Perry posing topless for next month issue of the UK edition of Esquire. She has been photoshopped to look longer and thinner here which I think make her rack look even bigger. She look to be about 9 feet tall. Obviously been stretched in this pic. But why? She is fine as she is if you could her her to move her hands. Fuckin mags and their Photoshop happy editors. Katy Perry wants to be more grown up now that she is 25 years old. Add that to the fact that her second album, Teenage Dream, will hit stores in August and you have a recipe for some interesting attention whoring publicity stunts. She is raising awareness for her new album by posing topless, modesty in tact, and chest flaunting. Speaking of which…are her boobs a little bit airbrushed, modified with a surgery or just naturally bigger? They made her look skinner but her boobs look awesomely even more massive than what you would expect from that.

Katy Perry is annoying as hell and her music is terrible but she is photogenic and she as DD breasts so she is really famous. And now she is on the cover of the August issue of Esquire because of it. Or should I say because of them? She is a talentless attention whore who can’t sing or go five minutes without being fucking annoying, so it’s a good thing she has huge tits. Huge tits make anything better or at the very least slightly more tolerable. Yeah this chick’s music is so good she doesn’t feel the need to prop up her tits 24/7….oh wait…nevermind. Face it, people are not talking about how good her singing is but how big her tits are. I don’t know why everyone’s making such a fuss about Katy Perry topless in a magazine. It seems like the next logical step for her.

Anyway, headlines about this cover pic said Katy would be topless on ESQ but they should read – Katy Perry “covering up her tits” for Esquire. Because topless, but with boobs covered is pretty much the same as “not topless.” On the other hand, one step forward. We ease her into this. First this. Then a hint of areola. Then a nip. Then full vag. And then a double penetration, orgy. She already know the only reason she is still relevant is her juice titties. And by posing with only her hands cover her boobs she is milking them for all they are worth.

Kate Moss Topless Beach Pictures While On Vacation In St. Barts

Friday, July 2nd, 2010

Kate Moss is topless yet again… and getting a sandy rub down on the beach. Kate Moss was caught topless with her rock star boyfriend, Jamie Hince, who built a sand castle (or a mini penis sculpture) on the supermodel’s belly. Getting dirty on the beach, because let’s face it she gets dirty everywhere else but that’s just something that happens when you have unprotected sex with guys who have shared needles and fucked numerous groupies on the regular, like every one of her rockstar boyfriends that she is drawn to because I guess models love rockers and rockers love models when they aren’t too busy banging teenage fans backstage at their concerts. But none of that matters to us, cause Kate is topless, and AIDS is a non issue here since we are not fucking her, and you cannot get AIDS from looking (or fapping) at pictures of her topless boobs.

By the way, we are not going to even mention the fact that this guy who supposedly is her fiancé has bigger tits than his future wife. His transgender hormone therapy appear to be going well. I am only assuming he is undergoing male to female hormone therapy because of his disgusting man boobs. Kinda crazy seeing tits on a fellow that thin. Dude need to hit the gym or put on a damn shirt ASAP or something else. But for a dude transforming into a chick, he sure enjoy his woman. Jamie Hince couldn’t keep his hands off the body of model Kate Moss as she lay topless on the beautiful beaches of St. Barts last Tuesday afternoon.

He kissed and caressed her sand-covered body seductively and playfully created a mini sand sculpture on her… This titty guy is so smooth. First he built a little sand penis on her stomach, then he smeared the sand over her and rubbed it into her skin. If there is one thing I know about women, it is that they love having dirt and sand and broken glass ground into their skin, specifically real sensitive spots like their nipples. They consider it a nice break from the other 23 hours of the day when they completely obsess over keeping their skin perfect. Maybe when she falls asleep Jamie Hince can shave her head too. She will just love the surprise when she wake up bald!

Anyway, Kate Moss decided to go to the Caribbean to get away from her recent load of bad luck she has experienced and while there she went topless on a private beach which resulted in her boyfriend feeling her up for us all to see. Speaking of her recent run of bad luck, Kate has decided that she is going to move house in London because she think her currant place is jinxed. Her house was recently burgled, in which a painting worth $116,000 was robbed, and it was also flooded causing an estimated $145,000 worth of damage. Both happened in the same week.

And as you might know, the best way to get over being burglarized is to expose your private bits in public. I do not ever recall seeing pictures of Kate on a beach where she wasn’t topless. You have to like that kind of commitment in this girl. She is going to show her boobs off come hell of high water and she sticks with it. I guess, in the long run, it does save money on bathing suits since she only needs to bottoms. She is still looking pretty good, considering she is 36 and has had a kid. After getting her boobs groped on the beach, Kate Moss then got washed down with a handshower on their friend’s yacht all the while giving the photographers, and us, a look at her boobs. Now if you are into topless candid shots of over-the-hill supermodels, you will enjoy this post. Safe fapping folks!

Miley Cyrus Shows Off Her Cameltoe During Concert, And Here Are The Scandalous Disney Bad Girl Camel Toe Pictures

Thursday, July 1st, 2010

So controversial teen sensation Miley Cyrus performed at the Rock in Rio Festival in Lisbon, Portugal on Saturday night and, um, yeah, she shocked fans with her raunchy dancing and the close up view of her cameltoe! And the cameltoe (female genitals typically shaven shown through very tight, form-fitting clothes often pantyless) was soaking wet from her heated routine. The Nashville native treated Portuguese fans with her performance of her new single “Can’t Be Tamed” from her upcoming album, as well as leaving her tween audience gasping for air at the sight of a very sweaty cameltoe. The 17 year-old (going on 25) star, seemed to love the attention, as paps at the event rushed forward to get a better angle. Seemingly underwear-less while wearing a puke green jumpsuit and sporting some serious cameltoe, this was a scandal waiting to happen. She has come under a bit of fire recently, for the revealing outfits that she has been wearing which many say are inappropriate for her age. Her latest scandalous pictures taken at her European rock concert over the holiday weekend displaying the young star’s vagina print will undoubtedly leave those critics speechless. LOL…

No one really know why Miley Cyrus decided to exposed her underage camel toe and you have to wonder who the hell thought this outfit was a good idea. Clearly Miley did, but her entire staff cannot all be as dumb, can they? I mean, there had to be at least one person saying, “the outline of underage Hillbilly labia majora don’t belong on stage.” There is no way in hell that girl is still a virgin no matter what they say at Disney. And for you who haven’t seen it, type in “miley cyrus lap dance” into Youtube and you will most definitely see what I am saying. This just furthers it and surely this will not be the last. This little girl is so full of herself. Can anyone believe her parents are so tolerant of her shenanigans; but, hey I guess whatever pays the family bills. But lets sit back and seriously laughing at this fail. She wanted to be sexy and grown but her sweaty cameltoe failed her.

Looks like this former child star is desperate to shed the image as well as the clothes behind. This girl is going to be the biggest white trash Hollywood slut ever. She will put Britney to shame starting in a few months and we can’t wait for it. Hey, didn’t all of the modern super skanks get their start with the wholesome Disney bunch? They must have something in the water at Disney because the hits just keep on coming from them. The list of Disney’s bad girls read like a who’s who of celebrity skanks and sex scandals. From Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Christina Aguilera, Vanessa Hudgens, Adrienne Bailon and now Miley Cyrus. Anyway, she is 17 year-old and it is June right now. She will be 18 year-old in November so the really x-rated things will start becoming public in 5 months.