Famous Exposed – Nude celebrities, hollywood scandals and other famous people naked!

Here is Anna Paquin going for a swim at the beach like a fat kid wearing a t-shirt in Hawaii. Luckily for us she is not wearing anything underneath and her fat kid t-shirt is kinda see-through. I don’t consider Anna Paquin as being beautiful (that gap in her teeth kills it for me) however she is not unattractive. She looks amazing naked and that is the only thing that really matters. The good news on that front is Anna Paquin is in a continuous state of nakedness on True Blood. These Anna Paquin nipple shots on recent vacation displays Anna’s obvious excitement at the upcoming season premiere. Personally I think she looks much better butt ass naked on the show then without her make up showing off her sexy hard nipples here on her own time. Either way, she managed to give us some form of nudity yet again. Enjoy!

Here is Monica Bellucci topless at the beach, enjoying some sun and showing off her substantial chest assets! Monica Bellucci is looking great, as always. There aren’t a lot of women who are hotter (even though she is getting a little long in the teeth) than Monica Bellucci and these topless pictures of her just prove that fact. These are some of the best celebrity nipples I have ever seen and trust me, I have seen a lot. She seem unaware that an Italian paparazzo with a long-lens camera had her in his sights. Anyway, she found out a few days later when these photos were published in an Italian tabloid magazine. Hopefully she appreciate her vacation photographs being taken and shared because many men (and some women) certainly do appreciate it.

Here are the latest batch of pictures Adrianne Curry posted to her Twitter which were taken by herself and some by photographer Meg Pasetta for a classy lingerie attention whoring shoot. Adrianne Curry half-naked pictures continue to stream across the Internet in a sad attempt to stay relevant after ANTM. But I continue to mostly enjoy them because big boobs on a skinny chick is alway a good formula to get the blood flowing. She has spent most of last year and sop far all of this posting pictures of herself wearing little or nothing at all. Why? Simply because she wants more Twitter followers. If you want to keep the pics coming by cheering her camwhoring activities along, her profile page is twitter.com/adriannecurry.

I could do with seeing a little less clothes and a little more boobage, but I can’t deny the girl knows how to fill a frame with female sexniess. I’d pay to be this chick’s camera for a day … no, a week! I think she is hot because she seems so emotionally unstable. I mean you have to be a little off to make a living out of being a cam/fame whore on Twitter. She seems like she would fuck you senseless, make you breakfast in bed and then throw hot coffee in your face. Peter must not be cutting the mustard cause this bitch just loves to advertise her goodies for the world to see… When your wife constantly posting naked pics of herself for everyone to see it is seriously fucked up.

Here is a fiery redheaded Rihanna performing on stage with her labia hanging out during Rock in Rio Festival 2010 in Madrid, at the Ciudad del Rock on June 5, 2010 in Arganda del Rey, Spain. Where Rihanna accidentally flashed her lady parts in the form of a fat labia during her hyper-sexual concert performances. Her flaming red hairdo with shaved sides was the other shocking thing. She was wearing fishnet stockings, Bridget Jones’ cast-off granny panties and a Madonna-style conical bra. Though it’s difficult to believe, Rihanna’s hair and outfit may have been the least talked about things at her concert in Spain. The labia malfunction had the attention of everyone. And judging from the size of that thing you can understand why.

Who knew Rihanna’s pussy was that fat? With gaping lips like that she might be get arrested for public indecency if she is not careful. You would figure with all the gay dudes travailing with her and dancing with her every night, they would teach Rihanna a thing or two about genital tuck-n-taping. When you have the labia of a elephant, it is prudent. Anyway, now that her European leg of her Last Girl on Earth tour is over, the Barbadian princess will be invading our shores again with her sexy costumes and shocking hairstyle next month. So those huge pussy lips will be stateside soon enough. I might have to catch one of her concerts soon, you know, with ear plugs and a pair of binoculars. Enjoy

Al Gore has been betrayed by the very Internet he created! Rumors that he has been teabagging Seinfeld creator Larry David’s wife Laurie David while still married to Tipper Gore began making the interweb rounds last week. Star is now reporting that the real reason Al and Tipper Gore are divorcing is that he’s been having an affair with Laurie Ellen Lennard-David, Larry David’s ex-wife, for the past two years. Yup, if this is true former US vice president Al Gore cheated on his wife with one of America’s most prominent climate change campaigners. Laurie, an environmentalist activist who produced Al’s documentary An Inconvenient Truth, was married to Larry for 14 years before they split in 2007.

A source tells Star, “Al and Laurie went from friends to lovers… It couldn’t be avoided.” Is an affair between Al and Laurie the reason for the sudden announcement that Al and Tipper were divorcing after 40-years of marriage? According to rumors, it is. Laurie David’s denied it. A source close to Al Gore also denied it. But it is one rumor that’s undeniably still scandalous and it won’t go away. Everyone is waiting for it but Tipper has yet to comment on the story. Star Magazine report:

Al Gore’s split from wife Tipper after 40 years was a shock to everyone who thought theirs was the ideal marriage. [But the truth is] the former Vice President was having an affair with Larry David’s ex-wife for the past two years!

Al has been having an affair with Laurie, who divorced Curb Your Enthusiasm star Larry David in 2007 amidst reports she was cheating with the caretaker of their Martha’s Vineyard summer home.

“Al and Laurie went from friends to lovers,” an insider tells Star. “It couldn’t be avoided.”

Well, men have needs, and it’s not like CO2 is keeping Al warm at night in bed. LOL… Plus the hole in the ozone layer is WAY too big to properly stimulate a man’s sex organ. Until environmentally-sound masturbation goes mainstream, he had no other choice but to bone his friends’ wives. Well, he should have found another chick other than his friend’s wife. That was wrong on his part… But honestly I don’t think Tipper was giving him any loving at home. She has bigger fish to deal with than worrying about whether or not Al is sexually happy at home. They say she is a manic depressive with other life-long mental issues and who wants to remain married to a chronically depressed person, and for such a LONG time. Can’t blame AL for wanting some strange pussy. And don’t feel too sad for Tipper, she will be getting paid half of Al’s $200 million global warming fortune he has amassed in he past 10 years.

Al Gore split from wife Tipper after 40 years of marriage earlier this month, news that shocked to a public who largely viewed the Gore union as an ideal marriage. There were very few details, rumored or confirmed, about the nature of the split. But now people are saying Al Gore and Laurie David are sleeping together. Al has supposedly been having an affair with Laurie, who divorced Larry David in 2007 amid reports she slept with the caretaker of their Martha’s Vineyard home. So Laurie already have a reputation for fucking around. And she sure has been spending a lot of time with Al Gore in recent years. My guess is that Tipper is happy to get rid of Al. Remember during his campaign for president in 2000 when he bent Tipper over backwards on stage on national TV trying to make it appear a movie scene with a masculine man kissing his wife? It was so embarrassing. Just a phony campaign gimmick.

Here is Lady Gaga being a skanky attention whore yet again at a baseball game. Seems like she is trying to get a baseball player to stick her in the vagina because once again Gaga showed up to a game in her bra and panties, covered only by a New York Yankees jersey. A week after flipping off photographers at a Mets game while wearing a studded bra and drinking beer, Lady Gaga was at Yankees Stadium Friday night sipping beer and whiskey while wearing fishnets and black underwear partially covered in a loose pinstripe jersey. But even her Yankees jersey was half falling off, exposing her bra and panties. Lady Gaga was a total class act, I tell you. She is now being called “Skanky Yankee” because of this incident.

She was drunk off her ass apparently, slurring her words and acting like a total slut. Gaga seems to think she can do whatever she wants because she somehow made her way into the Yankees clubhouse without prior approval. She was totally attention whoring it up, grabbing her boobs constantly, staggering around, trying to get noticed by the players. She ended up meeting a half dozen of them, included Robinson Cano and fame skank hunter Alex Rodriguez. Lady Gaga was with two girlfriends and was so excited to be there, she loves so much the Yankees, said an named source. Her inappropriate behavior during her visit to the clubhouse included “swigging whiskey and repeatedly fondling her boobs” in front of the players.

When Yankee boss Hal Steinbrenner heard of Gaga’s little adventure to the clubhouse he banned her from ever going there again. I think some people are finally getting sick of this fame monster. Gaga burnout and as over stayed her welcome. Sadly, the Yankees retracted the ban after reports she was been permanently banned from the New York Yankees clubhouse after she was drunkenly slurring her words and groping her breasts while trying to meet players made headlines. A spokesperson for the team said it was a misunderstanding. Lady Gaga can still play Yankee Stadium but she just got to follow the ground rules. “She’s not banned,” Yankees general manager Brian Cashman said Sunday. “Celebrities aren’t banned. If Michael Jordan showed up here he would have access (to the clubhouse), but not after a loss.”

Anyway, A Rod might be a horndog that will fuck almost anything but he isn’t stupid. He knows this chick has had more dongs than Jenna Jamison and Pamala Anderson put together. He doesn’t want all those penicillin injections that come with dating her and he certainly doesn’t want to rick a positive HIV test. But even more importantly to Alex, she isn’t very attractive. Although he did fuck Madonna and that is a very disgusting task.

Here is Blanca Romero topless at the beach in all her candid glory. Who is Blanca Romero? She is a Spanish (of the white variety that are also called Spaniard) model turn actress and that is about all I know about her… Oh yeah and now I also know that she got some nice huge boobs. And “tetas” is my favorite Spanish word because it means tits. You have to love the European attitude about women being topless. Can you imagine seeing any American actress walking around with boobs fully expose on vacation in Miami or Malibu like it was nothing? Actresses go topless in Miami every year (not this year thank you fucking BP) around Winter time but those are all Europeans too.