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Tess Taylor Leaked Topless, Smoking A Bong Private Pictures

Friday, May 7th, 2010

Tess Taylor is the star of the E! reality show “Pretty Wild.” She is also at the center of that whole “Bling Ring” who allegedly robbed Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan. She is also the Playboy Cyber Girl of the Year. But the multi-talented Tess Taylor, who apparently will be featured on the cover of an upcoming issue of Playboy, was caught on camera half-naked, topless while holding a giant bong getting high and the pictures were published on TheDirty website. Little Tess has been a naughty girl! In the leaked photos, Tess is seen walking around in nothing but tight spandex pants and smoking her big ol’ bong happily. The 22 year-old reality star had her lawyer fired off an angry cease and desist letter to demand the leaked photos are taken down immediately, threatening legal action against the owner, Nik Richie (yeah, the guy who recently married Shayne Lamas), who refuses to do so. The GuttterUncensored.com has Nik’s back so where he didn’t publish the photos in all their uncensored glory, we will. Enjoy!

Rihanna Self-Pleasure Performance In Concert

Thursday, May 6th, 2010

Rihanna performed in Oberhausen, Germany last week and got a little touchy-feely with herself and does the mound rube in fishnet. And I am not going go lie, I can get to really enjoy this shit. Does she pleasure herself during every show or what? Whatever the case, she could at least mix up the wardrobe to keep things fresh for groupie fanatics who follow her from one city to the next… Even though Rihanna’s “Last Girl On Earth” tour is going a little rough from the standpoint of her health (she fainted) and her inability to stay on her feet (she slipped and fell in France), her tour is still going on well. And I would certainly pay to see this awesome shit live in concert. I hope no one mind me having my penis out and in my hand while standing in the front row to fully appreciate her onstage performance. Freaking whore…why don’t she just finger yourself on stage while she is at it? I think we can all agree; sex sells, when you have nothing else to offer. Anyway, I am off to buy some Rihanna concert tickets and some lube.


Lady Gaga’s Fat Ass Performs For MAC Viva Glam In Tokyo

Wednesday, May 5th, 2010

Here is Lady Gaga performing Tuesday night in Tokyo at a charity event for people living with HIV and apparently her stage show involves dancers touching her ass every chance they got. The singer performs onstage during cosmetics company MAC ‘Viva Glam’ campaign at TABLOID nightclub and showed off her rear in the lacy white outfit for a raunchy. Dressed in all white, the eccentric singer mesmerized an equally eclectic audience of over 900 guests including Naomi Matsushima, Ms. Riisa Naka, and Ms. Kyoki Kano by performing hits like “Speechless,” “Allejandro,” and “Bad Romance” on a one-of-a-kind MAC Viva Glam inspired piano designed and crafted by Canadian artist, Terence Koh. Anyway, from the front this outfit should end all talk about her possibly having boy parts. And her ass look like she has been taking the same pills as Kim Kardashian so she should be all woman. You might say she is a stumpy little whore posing as a sex symbol. Ridiculous… Take away the weird outfit + the hideous yellow wig and she is Snooki without the fat rolls. And you would probably right but she is a decent vocalist.

Sarah Dumont Is Topless For GQ Italia

Tuesday, May 4th, 2010

Here is a model named Sarah Dumont topless in GQ Italia, proving that despite being relatively unknown she is motherfuckin’ sexy as hell. Sarah Dumont decides to forgo certain attire in exchange for random props in Italy’s March 2010 issue of GQ. She submits herself to the photographer as she plays the role of an erotic muse. And I must say she got the right idea about being topless and of tits in general. They get you attention and when you are getting paid, showing tits becomes your job and not proof you are just an easy skank, because not being topless is dated, and being topless is what everyone wants to fucking see. Seriously, more fashion magazines are doing nude spreads now than ever before.

Clothing websites like American Apparel are full of topless girls, it’s like topless boobs isn’t just for jerking off to anymore. It is now for selling clothing and a lifestyle, and the whole thing is pretty fucking amazing as far as I am concerned. Cause I like tits and I believe that the general public is retarded and will end up trying to pull this look out of the pages of Vogue and GQ and bring it to the streets for me to get hard over…and the whole thing is amazing… I read somewhere Sarah Dumont used to be a Victoria’s Secret model. But knowing that not every woman would be able to grace the pages of a lingerie catalog kinda worry me. Hopefully we will not need topless beauty requirement laws to prevent things from getting too crazy. LOL… Anyway if these Sarah Dumont topless pictures are good enough for GQ Italy, then they are good enough for us.

The Jersey Shore Girls Hit The Beach In Their Bikinis

Monday, May 3rd, 2010

Here are JWoww, Snooki and Angelina on the beach filming Jersey Shore in Miami Wednesday for the new season of the show. And oh look, JWoww brought her own twin 900cc flotation devices… These girls are thick, rough, tatted up, haggard and smoking cigarettes. One can never go hungry underestimating the tastes of the American public. I mean damn, JWoww is surgically altered to look like two beach balls and Snooki look like Mr. Potato Head. Angelina who apparently calls herself the “Kim Kardashian of Staten Island” because of her “all nature figure” so clearly this one’s a drinker because Kim isn’t all that but she is Princess Diana compare to this hoe. On that note, I had no idea who she was because I have never watched the show but despite that the show is a huge hit and that is because America love skanks.

I am quickly figuring out I could probably pick these Jersey Shore chicks out with my eyes closed as long as I am down wind. And if you are looking for pics of Snooki, there are a few in the set below but that’s it. Unfortunately, right around noon, she was mistaken for a piece of trash and thrown away. Anyway, I am tired of hearing about Jersey Shore. I can’t even watch that show ironically to make fun of them, it just sucks. BTW, if you fap to these bikini pictures of the skanks you should be ashamed of yourself.


Zahia Dehar Underage Prostitution Sex Scandal Rocks French World Cup Team

Sunday, May 2nd, 2010

The teenage call girl accused of having sex with at least three French football stars when she was underage today broke her silence over the scandal announcing: “I loved them all.” Zahia Dehar, now 18 year-old, is the girl at the center of a French World Cup football (soccer) team sex scandal involving players, Franck Ribery, Karim Benzema and Sidney Govou. So, the young Parisian of Moroccan decent wasn’t sleeping with the entire team; just three of them that we know of so far. She came forward after police raided Cafe Zaman, a notorious brothel on the Champs Elysee. Zahia has told police she had underage sex with all three players, according to the Daily Telegraph. The English newspaper reported her saying she was “shocked” the players faced charges and that she told them she was an adult. She also said the players had treated her “with utter respect” and should be left alone.

Franck Ribery has admitted to having sex with Zahia Dehar several times in 2009 but denies knowing that she was underage. A French Judge is assessing the case whether to go ahead and charge Franck Ribery with having sex with an underage prostitute. All three men now face up to three years in prison, though she doesn’t think they should be punished, as they were very respectful and unknowing to her age. However, Ribery may have at least known Dehar was underage, as she celebrated her 18th birthday with him several months after they began. Aside from the underage factor, perhaps the bigger scandal here is that Ribery is married. I wonder what his wife, Wahiba Ribery thinks of this mess. The story is getting huge media coverage in France because it involve a under age hooker and several sports superstars. Where as the story goes they say Zahia has worked as a prostitute since March 2008, and has made a fortune sleeping with rich clients and multi-millionaire football stars.

She turned 18 less than 2 months ago. That is her below (see the skanky pictures) when she was 17. And perhaps 16 too. She would travel the world, making upwards of $30 grand a month. Along with Franck Ribery a couple of other soccer players paid Zahia Dehar £2,000 to over £3,000 ( $5,000.00 USD) a night to sleep with her. Now, some ladies might say “if being a whore gets you a trip to Dubai, sign me up!” And normally I would condemn such remarks but we are talking about a 7 star hotel here. This is a case of high-scale + high-price prostitution involving large sums of money you and I could never imagine spending on sex. But you would hope she wasn’t stupid enough to practice her craft in Dubai because I don’t even want to think of what they do to whores in a place like Dubai.

The questions about Franck Ribery, Karim Benzema and Sidney Govou come as France awaits its World Cup team to be named, in about three weeks. Ribery is the star of the French team, who in 2007 signed for about $30 million to play for the Bayern Munich team. The AP reports no charges have been filed. Prostitution is legal in France, but clients are liable if the prostitute isn’t over 18 years-old, the AP says, and offenders face up to three years in prison and a $60,000 fine. Police in Paris are investigating whether other French football (soccer) players on the French team had sex with the underage girl who’s alleged to have been working for a suspected prostitution ring at a Paris night club. Anyway, the French public will not be phased by the sex issues in the story, as the French are very tolerant to these type of issues relating to sex. And yes, even perhaps underage sex with a teen prostitute. Plus, they really want to win the World Cup. But they will love the sizzle behind the sex story, the gossip, the stars, the money, the pimps who were involved the hanky panky in the sex clubs, all that stuff the French media will feed on with relish.

Rosie Jones Nude Pictures From Front Magazine With A Topless Natalie Blair

Saturday, May 1st, 2010

Here is Rosie Jones and her naughty friend Natalie Blair going nude in the latest issue of Front magazine. There is God and he like the girl next door type and there is no doubt about that! Rosie Jones nude pictures are usually good enough, but when they feature another mega hottie (though we have never heard of her before) named Natalie Blair (not the Australian actress one), also nude, things really get excited. That is because nude girl on girl simulated action make everything better. Rosie, of course, has been everywhere lately, and all I can say is the more, the better. Or the less, the better, at least where her clothes are concerned. But this Rosie Jones and Natalie Blair topless “R & N Do Glee!” spread for Front June 2010 issue is some of her best work yet. I need to go back to high school…