Ashley Greene was seen at Burbank signing autographs for fans and that means she´s finally back in LA again!
This past week, Ashley gave thanks for being among those contending for Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive, tweeting, “Just found out I’m in Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive reader’s choice bracket. Thanks for nominating me!!”
Wow, Scarlett Johansson almost flashed Obama her pussy (I am assuming she is pantyless on this occasion). Michelle better watch out for this horny white hoe eying her man since 2008. Scarlett Johansson was invited to the White House Correspondents’ Association dinner Saturday night where she almost gave everyone named Barry Hussein Obama the only opportunity to see how tight her vagina is. Ms. Johansson was leaving the event wearing a short tight dress and almost flashed herself giving the paparazzi an upskirt. We were so close to getting awesome Scarlett Johansson upskirt pictures, but it wasn’t meant to be. We do get some great Scarlett Johansson side boob action though. She is one of the dumbest actresses around, she lied about getting e-mails from President Obama months before he was elected. But the damn skank still managed to deny the trained professionals the crotch shot that would have paid off their combine mortgages. Anyway, really inappropriate dress to wear to this particular event. I cannot believe something didn’t pop out of her little skin showing outfit. She wish she was Mariyln Monroe with Obama as Kennedy in this situation, slut.
Good clean attention whore… Here is curvy British model Katie Green celebrating the anniversary of her untimely ouster by Ultimo lingerie by indulging in the same act that earned her the kick from Ultimo founder Michelle Mone, i.e., being photographed topless while on holiday. Okay, OK, I made that intro part up (about the date that is); she actually got fired on September 26, last year. But that doesn’t make this post any less appealing because the rest of the story is true. And we don’t need a reason for some Katie Green topless bikini pictures, as she pretend a wave take away her bikini top. Oops, one minute Katie Green is wearing a bikini frolicking on a beach and the next minute her puppies have popped out for some fun in the sun. LOL… Another big truth is that she is one hell of a curvy babe. To hell with Ultimo. Keep delivering the good stuff, Katie!
Model and actress Diora Baird’s incredibly huge breasts are the best thing to ever happen to Twitter. As if we needed another reason to love the duo of Twitter and digital cameras, here is a whole slew of jaw dropping photos of the bodaciously hot Diora Baird taken by herself and posted on her Twitter page. I don’t know how it is possible, but Diora obviously read our minds and posted these “day in the life” set of photos, which range from Diora looking absolutely stunning just hanging out to drop dead sexy in lingerie. And to top it all off, she even snapped a couple of photos of her herself dressed as that green-skinned alien from when she was filming Star Trek. I would make her leave some of these movie costumes on every now and again while we take care of busniess. Sigh… what a babe. Check out Diora’s Twitter page for more scorching hot shenanigans. The one photo of the uber sexy Diora Baird graciously showing off her mega cleavage is reason enough to love a) her, b) the iPhone, c) her awesomely large natural 38 DD tits and d) Twitter. Camwhoring is truly a beautiful thing… Though she has since removed the picture. Thankfully, once you post something online, there is no taking it down. Not ever, no chance! Enough said, enjoy!
Lady Gaga was in Stockholm, Sweden yesterday after a performance this weekend wearing a pair of heels so high it looked like she was on stilts. But more to the point she walked around yesterday essentially naked in lingerie and you could kind of see her hairy kitty. Like any good tranny, Lady Gaga was out flashing his lady bits for all to see. She walked around in mesh underwear and flashed her junk to everyone who would dare to look while terrorizing the streets. It was probably the most exciting thing she has ever done yet the most disgusting. Anyway, it is nice to see she finally ran of out of ideas and just started walking around in only her underwear. Stockholm must put a lot of money in their transvestite festival because to get a scantily clad Lady Gaga to walk around the city on Sunday in see-through panties and some ridiculous high platforms boots ain’t cheap.
I really hope this gave her the attention she so desperately craves or help you fight off those tranny rumors. Lady Gaga is a hard dude to figure out. Sure his face isn’t that attractive, but his tits are pretty solid. His ass may be a little dumpy but nothing to turn your nose up at. What he lacks in physical appearance he definitely makes up for in outward sluttiness, which any fat girl will tell you is the great equalizer. BTW, stop looking for her penis because I think it is tucked under. LOL… I don’t mind the amazingly skanky outfit and hidden penis, it is the shoes I don’t like. All jokes aside, I no longer think she is a man but rather a very ugly chick who dress like a West Hollywood transvestite street prostitute. But I do want the hermaphrodite rumors to continue because they are working and it is killing her on the inside so soon she will provide us with an unobstructed view of her pussy to stop it. Not that I want to see some surgically constructed va-jay-jay but it would make for a good post.
Carrie is at it again, this time it’s “the waters fault”, not the alcohol.
If you watch the E channel, and love drama. Well, you’ll be happy to know that drama has titties.
What do you do when your NHL boyfriend Mike Comrie pops the question and gives you a 1 million dollar engagment ring? You cry. You text a picture of the ring to your friends to rub it in and then you suck a dick and you suck a dick fast. Take notes ladies. This is how it’s done. If you want to earn you man you got to learn your man. Man I love Hillary Duff. Just such a sneaky little freakshow. It it even a question whether she gave up anal later that night too?
You might not want to scroll down for this one if you are a halfway to fully-blown racist white guy (shame on you) without a girlfriend. If you are a tall guy without a girlfriend, you too might not want to see this shit either. And you might not want to scroll down for this one if your name start with Hugh and end with Hefner. But if you have a hard drive or two overloaded with Blacks on Blondes porn, you are going to love this shit. Former Girl Next Door and Hugh Hefner girlfriend Karissa Shannon (minus her twin, Kristina) proves she has moved on from the Playboy mogul by getting frisky with this dude who happens to be her new boyfriend. And while they go PDA all the way down the street, they stopped to give us some awesome accidental upskirt shots of Karissa. Somehow, Karissa has found herself the shortest black man in Los Angeles and apparently he is the perfect height to line up with the paparazzi to to candid shots of her girlfriends crotch.
Moving from dating an 84 year-old rich white man because you are a whore who is trying to get ahead in life by exploiting the fact that you and your sister are twins who are worth fucking; And the old dude can help you two profit from having people fantasize about fucking you two together, to dating a young black dude that is a failed actor (who has been indicted on one charge of possessing 10,000 Oxycodone (the active ingredient in OxyContin) pills with intent to distribute to Hollywood’s rich and famous) may not seem like a natural progression, but I cannot get into the head of a whore thus I am not sure this make sense. Whores love money and out of work C-list actors are not known for their great wealth. Anyway, Karissa carries a red rose as she leaves Bar 210 with her boyfriend Sam Jones III and apparently he is about to be convicted on drug charges. So many actors and actresses are going to desperately need an Oxycodone supplier very soon. But for some reason I don’t think many would mind being in Sam Jones’ shoes right now.
What did Playboy model Jenna Bentley do on a shoot in Hawaii yesterday? Whatever comes natural to a fame whore, baby… Here is Jenna on a photo shoot on a beach when one of her gigantic left tit pop out. And then that boob popped out some more for good measure. Now you might ask yourself why does she keep um…popping out? While I ask why not? This is what attention whores do with thei tits. And by the way, a woman does inject that much cubic centimeters of silicone in her chest without being an attention whore. Anyway, Jenna is way too much plastic for my taste. Her boobs look like the creation of a mad scientific who has never seen a set of tits on a real live woman before. This is how airbags look after an auto accident. Maybe if they at least looked natural or maybe a little less like someone shoved honeydews down her shirt I wouldn’t mind. I don’t like plastic. And then there is the horsey thing!
