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Holy ass crack batman! Kim Kardashian was spotted wearing a teeny bikini bottom which was way to tiny for her gargantuan ass on Friday in Miami. Normally, you would have an easier time getting a shot of Bigfoot than you would of Kim Kardashian’s ass in a bikini but for whatever reason this photographer got a lot. I am thinking she want Reggie Bush to see what he has been missing since her dumped her ass. Or even better yet, she is showing off her huge ass again to attract another black man. She is an opportunist slut and will move on with the next famous or rich black man that comes along. On the other hand, her epic sluttyness kinda make you wish you were a black man.

Yes, she looks great from the front but when she turns around her ass literally slaps you in the face. It is not appealing in any way and completely unflattering. But she continue to understand her singular contribution to society is to let the paparazzi photograph her huge ass in skimpy bikinis, and this time with a clear view of her mile-long ass crack that literally defies comprehension. The reality star continues to flaunt her body for the paparazzi and this time it looks like her bikini bottom is a few sizes too small! Check out the pics but I will let you know if you don’t like fat asses you will hate Kim’s look. Hate or love her, you can’t deny that Kim has an ass that you just want to smother your face in, drown your sorrows in and give kisses good night to. In secret of course…

After the infamous Anne Curtis nip slip bikini malfunction, there were rumors circulating on the Internet that Karylle also slipped a nipple or a full boob, the incident is said to happened during the same show as she perform a song number. And everyone thought that only Anne Curtis had a swimsuit malfunction that showed her nips during the ASAP XV event held in Boracay on March 21, 2010. Then suddenly a photo of Karylle performing at the same event which also showed her right nip was leaked to the Internet a few days ago. These Filipina celebrities keep on slipping their nipples on this one show, I just love ‘em! Unlike the wardrobe incident with Ms. Curtis though, Karylle claim in an interview that the photos now going around the Internet of her are photoshopped. Although she do admit there was a wardrobe malfunction, she claims the slip was not enough to show her nip and she also claims she was wearing “nipple tape.” LOL…

Yup, her camp is trying to make everyone believe the nip slip of Karylle is just a hoax, and the nipple pictures that are circulating across the net is just an image manipulation of Karylle. Because according to them, during the wardrobe malfunction, Karylle was wearing a protective tape, so the incident of her nipple showing accidentally was impossible. Anyway, all evidence seem to indicate they are lying because eyewitnesses at the event claim they saw her nipple. And in the ABS-CBN video of the incident you can see the aftermath when she realize she was exposed and she is seen fixing her clothes. A local tabloid also published the photos and even printed censored shots of the nipple at different angles. But we can understand why ABS-CBN Broadcasting would want to cover up this incident to protect their property talent.

What does Gerard Butler do when he’s posing for a fan picture with Jennifer Aniston in Paris? Whatever comes natural, baby! He fingered her horny wet hole. They made an appearance in France this weekend on the press tour for their new movie, The Bounty Hunter. And while Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler continue to deny they have an intimate (more than just good friends) relationship, however, the actor was recently caught with his naughty hand in the cookie jar. Gerard wasn’t aware that Parisian photographers are sneaky and will climb behind things to get unexpected photos of one actor sticking his finger up the pussy (or the pooper) of another celebrity when they think nobody’s looking… Or maybe e was digging for gold.

Gerry and Jen were causally posing together with fans at the Seine River in Paris, when this intimate booty-groping moment was caught on film by a lucky paparazzo. The fans taking the pictures obviously missed all the action. Some might say what the hell is he doing, taking her temperature? Where in the world are his fingers? While other will say this clearly proves they are fucking while others, like myself, will say this was coordinated move because their new movie is tanking. And they desperately need the publicity. Aniston paid him to do that. And the camera guy. Maybe he’s just checking her oil? You only need one finger for that.

Shocking news! You may want to sit down for this one because is is that unbelievable. You are not going to believe this, but Ricky Martin admitted that he is gay. Ricky Martin: “I am a fortunate homosexual man”. You didn’t see this one coming… don’t lie! LOL…. After years of speculation over his sexual orientation, Ricky Martin has come out of the closet in a posting on his official website. You know that song She Bangs by Ricky Martin? It’s full title was She Bangs, Although That’s Not Strictly Based On First-Hand Experience before they shorten it. Ricky Martin admitted yesterday on his website:

A few months ago I decided to write my memoirs, a project I knew was going to bring me closer to an amazing turning point in my life. From the moment I wrote the first phrase I was sure the book was the tool that was going to help me free myself from things I was carrying within me for a long time. Things that were too heavy for me to keep inside. Writing this account of my life, I got very close to my truth. And thisis something worth celebrating.

For many years, there has been only one place where I am in touch with my emotions fearlessly and that’s the stage. Being on stage fills my soul in many ways, almost completely. It’s my vice. The music, the lights and the roar of the audience are elements that make me feel capable of anything. This rush of adrenaline is incredibly addictive. I don’t ever want to stop feeling these emotions. But it is serenity that brings me to where I’m at right now. An amazing emotional place of comprehension, reflection and enlightenment. At this moment I’m feeling the same freedom I usually feel only on stage, without a doubt, I need to share.

Many people told me: “Ricky it’s not important”, “it’s not worth it”, “all the years you’ve worked and everything you’ve built will collapse”, “many people in the world are not ready to accept your truth, your reality, your nature”. Because all this advice came from people who I love dearly, I decided to move on with my life not sharing with the world my entire truth. Allowing myself to be seduced by fear and insecurity became a self-fulfilling prophecy of sabotage. Today I take full responsibility for my decisions and my actions.

If someone asked me today, “Ricky, what are you afraid of?” I would answer “the blood that runs through the streets of countries at war…child slavery, terrorism…the cynicism of some people in positions of power, the misinterpretation of faith.” But fear of my truth? Not at all! On the contrary, It fills me with strength and courage. This is just what I need especially now that I am the father of two beautiful boys that are so full of light and who with their outlook teach me new things every day. To keep living as I did up until today would be to indirectly diminish the glow that my kids where born with. Enough is enough. This has to change. This was not supposed to happen 5 or 10 years ago, it is supposed to happen now. Today is my day, this is my time, and this is my moment.

These years in silence and reflection made me stronger and reminded me that acceptance has to come from within and that this kind of truth gives me the power to conquer emotions I didn’t even know existed.

What will happen from now on? It doesn’t matter. I can only focus on what’s happening to me in this moment. The word “happiness” takes on a new meaning for me as of today. It has been a very intense process. Every word that I write in this letter is born out of love, acceptance, detachment and real contentment. Writing this is a solid step towards my inner peace and vital part of my evolution.

I am proud to say that I am a fortunate homosexual man. I am very blessed to be who I am.

This is like the least shocking news in the history of mankind. Everybody knew he was gay. I really don’t think he has been in the closet for at least five years. Still, at least Ricky Martin won’t have to worry how his fans will react to this news. Not because they’re all open-minded and respectful or anything like that, you understand, but because technically he hasn’t had fans or had a successful album for about a decade. Anyway, ere are a few pictures of him at the beach with his lover from a few years back.

Katy Perry has great tits, and nice legs too, and that is about all the good we can say about her, so it’s great that she was showing off both for the kids over the weekend. I think the question we should be asking ourselves about these pictures of Katy Perry at the Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards on Saturday night is why wouldn’t she be showing off her awesome tits at a show geared to 12-year-olds? You show me a 12-year-old boy who doesn’t love 34DDs and I will show you a flaming homosexual. Or, you know, a kid who hasn’t gone through puberty yet. Of course, it probably wasn’t the best venue to dress up like a pornstar, but I’m not really complaining. Any Katy Perry cleavage is good cleavage, and kids are going to learn about sex one way or another. But she really should stop wearing so much make-up. She look fucking ridiculous with that much make-up. I really do like her tits though. She may very well be the stupidest human being on the planet. But sweet tits…

Here are some pictures of Heidi Montag and her big boobs/big cleavage on the set of a photoshoot in Malibu, California last month. I die a little inside each time I post any pictures of Heidi Montag, it totally sicken me, but look at those new big fake boobies of hers. How could I not put those things up on the Gutter Uncensored? Sure they are fake as hell but they are so huge and I am sure they still feel good. Kinda… But that is not my main problem with Heidi. It is the fact that she is so damn annoying. I am sure none of you care anyhow, boobs are boobs right? When I go to a strip club I am not concerned with how annoying a particular stripper is, I just want to know that her boobs will feel good in my face. It is as simple as that. Enjoy.

She is putting on a private lingerie and bikini modeling show for her boyfriend and us too

You would have thought a year ago Vikki Blows would be doing hardcore porn by now. But to the disappointment of many she is not. Magazines like Zoo must pay well for only topless titties. Not sure if that is a good thing or a bad thing at this point. Vikki would sell mare Zoo mags fully nude so lets hope they write that check for her.

Here are some pictures of Audrina Patridge hosting the season opening pool party at Wet Republic bar at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas on Saturday. And man does that girl has some fucked up funbags. They are totally sick and not in a good way either. Yes her boobs are fake, do you really think natural boobs at her age go as far apart as her eyes do? I cannot believe there are some people who actually think her boobs are real. Hahahahahaha… The girl is 75% dupont resin. Anyway, before The Hills goes off the air and even less people know who the hell Audrina Patridge is, she is cashing in by hosting some more pool parties. These are some of the best Audrina Patridge bikini pictures we have had in a while. I just wish her boobs were real so I could like her a whole of a lot more. Either way she has an amazing face and body. Really hot girl!

Adrianne Curry is really, really good at Twitter. And by “good at Twitter” I mean she is an awesome camwhore. Yup, she is just another attention whore, no doubt, but that is a sweet ass. Next time you plow the wife you can think about her “Next Top Model” ass. She has got a nice fuckable ass and the tits are sweet too. But why would a chick who is getting it whenever she wants put naked pictures of herself on Twitter every week? It’s like she is saying “I’m a whore in heat; please someone come fuck me now.” I smell a divorce coming… She has definitely got mental problems, mixed in with some self-esteem issues, desperation to stay relevant and no self-respect… In other words, she is damn near perfect. I think she is at Planet Hollywood in Las Vegas taking nude pics of her ass. It is interesting to how women get more kinkier/hornier when they are staying in a hotel room. Anyway, support her on Twitter so that this fine camwhoring will continue. I wonder if Peter Brady’s voice cracks when he hits that.