Famous Exposed – Nude celebrities, hollywood scandals and other famous people naked!

Here is Atomic Kitten ex-singer Natasha Hamilton topless on a beach in Miami from a few years back. Found these great pictures of Natasha Hamilton playing with her boyfriend while topless when looking for something else. And she has surprisingly nice cans. So I thought why not. A little fun in the sun never hurt anyone. The lovely Natasha definitely seems as though she is enjoying herself. There are never enough topless celebrities running around at the beach. The titties on this redhead are nice enough, however I cannot figure out if they have been surgically enhanced or not. Two of the pictures make them look like rocks. She has such an innocent appearance but I am thinking it is a cover up for a wild and naughty girl. Anyway, people should be naked more. See how happy she is?

Here is a topless Paris Hilton and her boyfriend Doug Reinhardt soaking up the sun poolside in Mexico Thursday. They had thought they escaped the paparazzi completely but they were completely wrong. And these pictures of Paris’ overly exposed boobs prove it. Anyway, I find it difficult to get excited over a chick in a skimpy bikini knowing she has the herp. Even if she is topless and look pretty good naked because herpes is for life.

It’s coming to that time of the month where money is a bit tight and you are counting down the days till your bank balance comes out of the red and into the black. Even buying your basics like beans and toilet role is becoming painful as your last £5 is withdrawn. Well, for celebrities such as the Beckham family, they never need to fear that they aren’t paying the bills on time.

Victoria and David Beckham have bagged even more money to add to their millions from their firm Beckham Brand Limited. The couple raked in the pounds from perfumes, jeans, sunglasses and dresses and they are now reportedly the third richest couple in Hollywood.

Together, they are both worth about £38.6 million, wowza!! I bet their accountant has a right good nosey when doing the books, i know i would!

Some people are just do god damn lucky aren’t they!!

She doesn’t need a top or a bra? Bai Ling accessories with her own cancerous looking nipples. Clad only in a tiny mini skirt and some sort of fur wrap she gave everyone a titty show. You’ve got to love her because you know every time she is out in public she’s going to show us her freakishly long nipples. Those things look cancerous, no joke because they really do look like out of control tumors. I’m starting to wonder if maybe she Botox them, and has lost all feeling in her nipples, so she can never tell when they are exposed. I guess Bai Ling and/or her huge nipples are big in Germany or something. She was invited to the “Movie Meets Media” party in Hamburg on Monday night. Once there, she played the part of Bai Ling perfectly, flashing her nipples and dancing around like a horny chicken with its head cut off. No hot starlet nipple slipping here, just crazy Bai Ling being crazy Bai Ling with her monstrous nipples.

Here is Mischa Barton smoking funny-looking cigarettes while driving in L.A. yesterday. Damn, this girl is just smoking her life away. Now I’m not going to accuse Mischa Barton of smoking marijuana in public while driving around in her 68 Caddy convertible, but she was playing a Dane Cook CD and actually laughing. Clearly she must be high. And in case you were wondering, this in fact the same Mischa Barton who got a DUI for driving high as shit a few years back and managed to make Lindsay Lohan even consider the concept of a “drug problem.” And Mischa is still on probation from that DUI arrest in 2007. Barton went into rehab after her then and in 2009 she went to the psych ward at Cedar’s-Sinai medical center in LA where she was reportedly also coached on sobriety again.

So congratulations Mischa, you’re a fucking idiot! The LAPD should be visiting you soon enough because I am sure the Los Angeles DA doesn’t appropriate you making him look like a moron. By the way, it is not so much the smoking weed, it’s the getting stoned while driving a big ass car because shit like this is irresponsible. Well in her defense, she is not really driving as much as parked. But, we really don’t know when she started so one can assume she was under the influence even before she step out of her home. And according to reports, she was seen driving erratically around town for hours while on her cell and making obscene hand gestures at motorists. I almost thought it wasn’t her, she has gotten so fat. When she was the latest “it girl” a few years ago I thought she was too skinny but now is too big. Why can’t we ever just have a happy median? P.S., this chick has a weird way of holding a roach.

Did you catch The Bachelor wedding last night? Jason Mesnick and Molly Malaney tied the knot. I was never really a Jason fan… and didn’t particularly care for Molly either, so I watched halfheartedly. BUT, I do have a few things to say. (Shocker.)Um. Her gorgeous Monique Lhuillier dress was getting ruined by the rain. Like, ruined. Soaked and destroyed. Not to mention the Manolo Blahniks. And her Ken Paves hairdo and beautiful makeup. Why, why, why didn’t they have an indoor option just in case sunny Cali decided to open the floodgates? ABC, get it together! Jason and Molly didn’t really seem to mind too much though. I guess that’s what true love is all about. That or they’re thinking, “well, at least we didn’t have to pay a dime for this shindig.”Despite my skepticism, I will say this… They do really seem like they are in love. And that’s nice. It also makes me feel like watching The Bachelor isn’t a complete and total waste of my time…

Here are some Alice Eve nude scene screen shots from the movie “Crossing Over,” with old timer Ray Liotta having a field day with her nipples. The scene has the feel of little more than a old fart porn with an old man and a young chick. I like Alice Eve because not only is she ridiculously hot, but she also has a nice accent. However seeing Ray Liotta sucking on her boobs make me angry at her. Sure she look like she is spacing out while he does it but nevertheless she is still conscious and aware her nip is in Liotta’s mouth. You got to wonder how much she got paid to allow this dude to suck on her nipples for a stupid movie. I don’t know what this has to do with anything, but at the very least, you know Ray Liotta has a great agent. Anyway, Alice Eve is the female lead in the new movie “She’s Out of My League.” Before that movie, she was known for being on the BBC show The Rotters’ Club and the movie Stage Beauty. Eve is 28 years old and was born in London but was raised in the UK and Los Angeles. Not sure where she picked up the letting old dudes suck on her tits for the right price thing though.

Nicolas Cage may come from a long line of celebrities, but his famous family tree can’t keep him out of his debt. The Detroit News reports Cage owes $6.2 million in unpaid income taxes. Now those tax problems that were first reported a few months ago are catching up with Nicolas Cage. Along with the $6 million plus in unpaid taxes, Cage is also being sued over a $2 million credit deal go wrong. Cage defaulted on the $2 million bank loan which is putting everything to ahead this moment. So, now he had to sell his English castle. The Daily Mail report:

He reportedly paid £5 million for the pile, which is built in the shape of the ace of clubs, two years ago. A potential buyer is understood to have offered a figure close to the guide price of £3.5 million.

“The castle has just come on the market – they have stopped all work on it and instead want to sell as soon as possible,” reveals a source close to the sale of the Grade I-listed property, which sits in 35 acres of parkland and 12 acres of woodland. “They have already accepted an offer, even though it is below the guide price. Both buyer and seller want to push things through as quickly as possible.”

The funny thing is he recently sold a castle in Germany. LOL… Yup, the dude had two castles. Seriously, how does Nicolas Cage do it? A few months ago, reportedly he had to offload his Bavarian castle due to the “difficult economic situation.” Yep, hard times when you earn around $20m a movie. Despite getting into the English country life (and even looking at local schools for his son), the actor is said to have had a tax lien placed on him by L.A. authorities and is having to offload much of his property portfolio including his last castle. Cage owns a 40 acre island in the Bahamas, and homes in Rhode Island, Lousiana, Nevada, and California.

Nicolas Cage is suing his former business manager for $20 million for “Financial Ruin.” Cage claims that bad advice and mismanagement given by Samuel J. Levin and his firm led him toward financial ruin. I wonder who’s idea was it to build a English castle, for some reason I think that bit of bad advice didn’t come from the business manager but rather from Cage himself. Levin has been a licensed certified public accountant in California for nearly 25 years. The lawsuit seems to alleged that Cage had no idea that he was overextended and that it is all his accountant’s fault. Here are a few shots of Cage, 45 year-old, pictured with his most recent and current young (come fuck me slowly hottie Korean) wife, Alice Kim on the red carpet. Then a few shot of what was his castle in England.

There was a time in the late 90′s when I would have committed genocide for a chance to have sex with former Victoria’s Secret model and legendary piece of ass, Laetitia Casta (see evidence here, here, here, and here (NSFW) if your don’t believe me). So I am glad she showed up to the 35th Cesar Film Awards in Paris last Saturday night with her tits in full view. Her nipples bring back good memories, but someone should have stopped her before she left the house to attend the awards at Theatre du Chatelet. That see-through dress for skanks is the least flattering thing she could have wore and she is not what she once was in the hotness department. Yup, old man father time strikes again… At the point a bra should be her best friend forever. She used to be so goddamn beautiful but now she needs to stop holding onto her youth. Someone need to tell her the gym, not that cheap attention whoring is going to get people to worship her ass again.

Don’t get me wrong, she is still a beautiful woman but just not the goddess she once was not too long ago in 2000. Back then I had some thoughts of what I would do to her as I waited for the pictures to come up on the screen, dial-up took forever back then. It is no exaggeration to say her titties were amazing ten years ago (here) but they look smaller now and a lot saggier. Hopefully its her dress, that thing is a hideous skanky mess. It is more a piece of lingerie than a dress really. I don’t know what Laetitia was thinking when she showed up to the awards show over the weekend wearing a completely see-through skanky ghetto prom dress, but whatever it was, I like it. We get to see her boobs and as we all know, any boobs is better than no boobs. And basically Laetitia Casta is topless here, and that is still a good thing. She only just gave birth to her 3rd child 5 months ago so lets cut her a break. Those MILF nipples are a nice, chocolate brown. Wonder if they taste like chocolate too?

Here is Dancing with the Stars dancer Karina Smirnoff in a bikini on a beach in Turks and Caicos on Saturday. That slob she is with is baseball player Brad Penny. Karina Smirnoff and him hooked up in LA back in October. Over the weekend, they hit the beach. Naturally the paparazzi swarmed because Smirnoff looks fucking hot in a swimsuit. Who is Penny? He’s just an ordinary pitcher who has somehow collected a staggering $37 million during his decidedly mediocre career. Penny continues to defy the odds: the Cardinals will pay him $7.5 million this year for what will surely be 10-9 and a 4.50 ERA disappointing season. How Penny landed hot chicks like Eliza Dushku and Alyssa Milano is one of the truly great mysteries in baseball over the last decade. It will be a best-seller if he ever write a con artist book with tricks everyone can use to get money for nothing and how to bang beautiful women by taking advantage of their inter-weaknesses.