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Nicolas Cage Owes The IRS Millions in Back Taxes, Loses His Last Castle But Still Has Hot Korean Wife For Now

March 8th, 2010

Nicolas Cage may come from a long line of celebrities, but his famous family tree can’t keep him out of his debt. The Detroit News reports Cage owes $6.2 million in unpaid income taxes. Now those tax problems that were first reported a few months ago are catching up with Nicolas Cage. Along with the $6 million plus in unpaid taxes, Cage is also being sued over a $2 million credit deal go wrong. Cage defaulted on the $2 million bank loan which is putting everything to ahead this moment. So, now he had to sell his English castle. The Daily Mail report:

He reportedly paid £5 million for the pile, which is built in the shape of the ace of clubs, two years ago. A potential buyer is understood to have offered a figure close to the guide price of £3.5 million.

“The castle has just come on the market - they have stopped all work on it and instead want to sell as soon as possible,” reveals a source close to the sale of the Grade I-listed property, which sits in 35 acres of parkland and 12 acres of woodland. “They have already accepted an offer, even though it is below the guide price. Both buyer and seller want to push things through as quickly as possible.”

The funny thing is he recently sold a castle in Germany. LOL… Yup, the dude had two castles. Seriously, how does Nicolas Cage do it? A few months ago, reportedly he had to offload his Bavarian castle due to the “difficult economic situation.” Yep, hard times when you earn around $20m a movie. Despite getting into the English country life (and even looking at local schools for his son), the actor is said to have had a tax lien placed on him by L.A. authorities and is having to offload much of his property portfolio including his last castle. Cage owns a 40 acre island in the Bahamas, and homes in Rhode Island, Lousiana, Nevada, and California.

Nicolas Cage is suing his former business manager for $20 million for “Financial Ruin.” Cage claims that bad advice and mismanagement given by Samuel J. Levin and his firm led him toward financial ruin. I wonder who’s idea was it to build a English castle, for some reason I think that bit of bad advice didn’t come from the business manager but rather from Cage himself. Levin has been a licensed certified public accountant in California for nearly 25 years. The lawsuit seems to alleged that Cage had no idea that he was overextended and that it is all his accountant’s fault. Here are a few shots of Cage, 45 year-old, pictured with his most recent and current young (come fuck me slowly hottie Korean) wife, Alice Kim on the red carpet. Then a few shot of what was his castle in England.


Laetitia Casta’s See-Through Breasts Attends The 35th Cesar Film Awards

March 3rd, 2010


There was a time in the late 90’s when I would have committed genocide for a chance to have sex with former Victoria’s Secret model and legendary piece of ass, Laetitia Casta (see evidence here, here, here, and here (NSFW) if your don’t believe me). So I am glad she showed up to the 35th Cesar Film Awards in Paris last Saturday night with her tits in full view. Her nipples bring back good memories, but someone should have stopped her before she left the house to attend the awards at Theatre du Chatelet. That see-through dress for skanks is the least flattering thing she could have wore and she is not what she once was in the hotness department. Yup, old man father time strikes again… At the point a bra should be her best friend forever. She used to be so goddamn beautiful but now she needs to stop holding onto her youth. Someone need to tell her the gym, not that cheap attention whoring is going to get people to worship her ass again.

Don’t get me wrong, she is still a beautiful woman but just not the goddess she once was not too long ago in 2000. Back then I had some thoughts of what I would do to her as I waited for the pictures to come up on the screen, dial-up took forever back then. It is no exaggeration to say her titties were amazing ten years ago (here) but they look smaller now and a lot saggier. Hopefully its her dress, that thing is a hideous skanky mess. It is more a piece of lingerie than a dress really. I don’t know what Laetitia was thinking when she showed up to the awards show over the weekend wearing a completely see-through skanky ghetto prom dress, but whatever it was, I like it. We get to see her boobs and as we all know, any boobs is better than no boobs. And basically Laetitia Casta is topless here, and that is still a good thing. She only just gave birth to her 3rd child 5 months ago so lets cut her a break. Those MILF nipples are a nice, chocolate brown. Wonder if they taste like chocolate too?


Karina Smirnoff Bikini Pictures Are Golden

March 2nd, 2010

Here is Dancing with the Stars dancer Karina Smirnoff in a bikini on a beach in Turks and Caicos on Saturday. That slob she is with is baseball player Brad Penny. Karina Smirnoff and him hooked up in LA back in October. Over the weekend, they hit the beach. Naturally the paparazzi swarmed because Smirnoff looks fucking hot in a swimsuit. Who is Penny? He’s just an ordinary pitcher who has somehow collected a staggering $37 million during his decidedly mediocre career. Penny continues to defy the odds: the Cardinals will pay him $7.5 million this year for what will surely be 10-9 and a 4.50 ERA disappointing season. How Penny landed hot chicks like Eliza Dushku and Alyssa Milano is one of the truly great mysteries in baseball over the last decade. It will be a best-seller if he ever write a con artist book with tricks everyone can use to get money for nothing and how to bang beautiful women by taking advantage of their inter-weaknesses.

Seren Gibson Is Topless And Seriously Hot In Front

March 2nd, 2010

Here are some hot pictures of Seren Gibson’s topless boobs in Front Magazine to help make the Gutter Uncensored a little more pink. Seren Gibson shows off her body in a sexy playful photo shoot, and what a photo spread it is! She kinda-sorta looks like Miley Cyrus in these pictures but we won’t go there. This is our very first post on Seren, and what a great first post it is. These are pictures of her from old issues of Front, where she is not afraid to show off her lovely boobs and some amazing looking pink Welsh nipples. Amazing pictures, really. Enjoy the tits!


Lindsey Vonn bikini pics

February 27th, 2010

Champion alpine ski racer Lindsey Vonn is here to warm up our cold Sunday morning by posing in different hot bikinis in the snow for Sports Illustrated. Well, of course, she really wasn’t really out in the snow for this shoot, because she’s too hot she’d make all the snow melt away.


Jessica Simpson gets felt up

February 25th, 2010

Is Jessica Simpson’s gay bestfriend Ken Paves really gay? Because the way he grabbed Jessica’s breasts doesn’t scream gay. Maybe he’s just pretending to be gay to get free passes to a show of nude celebrities.

Bar Refaeli bikini pics

February 23rd, 2010

Sports Illustrated babe and Leo DiCaprio’s on-and-off girlfriend, Bar Refaeli was vacationing in Mexico with a bunch of hot girls but you can’t deny that she is the hottest among them. Well, with that perfect curves in a bikini, you just couldn’t go wrong with Bar Refaeli. (Oh, that rhymes!)


Jennifer Love Hewitt does a Lady Gaga

February 23rd, 2010

Jennifer Love Hewitt celebrated her 31st birthday last February 21 by having a costume party in her LA home with her friends dressed up as whoever they want to be dressed as. She, on the other hand, dressed like a stupid ’80s Madonna with a Lady Gaga hair bow. I have to admit it got our attention, especially that she faked posed outside her house for all the paparazzi to see and take shot of. Well, she needs all the attention she needs now that she can’t take off from what was left of her career.

Jessica Alba gets spanked on her naked ass!

February 4th, 2010

Jessica Alba spanked hardcore in the movie “The Killer Inside Me”, Casey Affleck takes his belt to Jessica’s tight little butt for a brutal tanning as some kind of raw foreplay. Watch Jessica Alba’s little ass getting spanked hard!

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Jessica Alba gets spanked

Jessica Alba gets spanked (Mirror 2)

Lindsay Lohan naked images from Muse magazine

February 4th, 2010

A little classier, at least for Lindsay. Here are some nude pictures from the magazine Muse. Featuring Lindsay Lohan naked on multiple pictures with some guy. Not as good as a sex tape but still a very horny Lindsay Lohan.